April Fools'!
"I noticed that a sign was hanging from a galaxy a hundred million light-years away."

1. Built to Spill - Life's A Dream
2. Barzin - Queen Jane
3. A. A. Bondy - A Slow Parade
4. Nathan - Measure Me
5. The Be Good Tanyas - Only in the Past
6. Califone - 1928
7. Chad VanGaalen - Human Totem
8. Neutral Milk Hotel - Ghost
9. Frog Eyes - One in Six Children Will Flee in Boats
10. The Dismemberment Plan - The City
11. Surfer Blood - Swim
12. The Polyphonic Spree - It's the Sun

"This city is just a lot of brickwork and stonework and people bearing down on nothing at all."

1. Stereolab - Refractions in the Plastic Pulse
2. Thisquietarmy - A Hammer Parade Falls From the Sky
3. Danny Paul Grody - Route 1
4. Mark Templeton - Sleep In Front Of
5. Zelienople - Can't Stop
6. Eluvium - Weird Creatures
7. Library Tapes - Fragment VI
8. Sinewave - Smarm School

"You hate salamanders! Why?"

1. Giant Sons - Pronouncing the Sentence
2. Jakob - Semaphore
3. Lift to Experience - With Crippled Wings
4. Red House Painters - Mistress
5. Slowdive - Crazy for You
6. Loscil - The Making of Grief Point
7. Jonsi and Alex - Indian Summer
8. SubtractiveLAD - Nautilus

"The long and the short of it is chicken is a very popular dish."

1. Mogwai - Team Handed
2. Lanterna - Last Practice
3. Crabskull - Auroraphobe
4. Loscil - Estuarine
5. Eluvium - Leaves Eclipse the Light
6. Richard Skelton - Noon Hill Wood
7. Gregor Samsa - What I Can Manage
8. Hrsta - Saturn of Chagrin

"Who cares about the money? Snirt the money."

1. Loscil - Brittle
2. Fourcolor - Flyaway
3. Danny Paul Grody - Eve
4. An Ant and an Atom - There Are Too Many People Here
5. Aidan Baker - Liminoid pt.2
6. Rothko & Caroline Ross - Traces of Elements
7. The Appleseed Cast - The Road West
8. Caspian - Brombie